1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
There is no fourth line on the 18th page on the book nearest to me >_>

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
O2

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some animal show

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
midnight

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:40

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
nothing, it's dead in the night currently

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 hours ago, I came outside to drive back home for an hour and a hal


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Devart message centre

9. What are you wearing?
nothing except my under garments

10. Did you dream last night?
no, I dream only when I was to dream (or when I have nightmares)

11. When did you last laugh?
3 hours ago, with my friend playing pool

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
post it, smoke detector, calender, post it, post it, post it, keys, duct tape, paper clips, spider webs...

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A checkpoint where the police were examining every car in the middle of a freeway.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?
What, as in the film film? cause film != movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Parts for a super computer

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I have a hat

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
unlimited resource

19. Do you like to dance?
You lost me...

20. George Bush:
Monkey

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
There is a complicated naming system in our family, and probably my daughter will have a name derived from that complicated naming system

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
see question number 21

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I already am planning for one, so yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Three words. -"You did well"

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
see question number 5+pow(log(10),1/2)%5*(rand()%10+1)

edit (where I added another survey

How much of your teenage life have you messed up ?

[x] Gotten detention. (chewing gum in class)
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[x] Gotten suspended. (brought a fake knife to school)
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 5

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (during highschool senior, I always arrived late to first period and I ditched my zero period about 80% of the time)
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it. (yea, I ditched like 40 days one year)
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 5

[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school. (faked illness)
[x] Texted people during class. (always)
[x] Passed notes. (stopped after I got a cell lol)
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 5

[] Pulled down the fire alarm
[x] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , Gaia etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours. (calling my friend to ditch together lol)
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class (had hair that covered my ears, and earphones with wires that went behind the ears)
Total : 4

[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code. (I wore a shirt with profanity unconsciously)
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class. (I ate ramen in class regularly, brought a cup ramen and hot water in a thermus. My german teacher let me, it was awesome)

Total : 5

[x] Gotten a call from school. (for ditching too much)
[x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

Total : 6

[x] Faked your parents signature (always the day after I ditched. The friggen office people don't even check anyways)
[x] Slept in class. (I slept alway about 90% of my ap chem. got a A though)
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework. (again, always during senior year)

Total: 4

All total : 34

Multiply by 3: 102
I screwed up 102% of my teen life
Then repost this as "I screwed up ___% of my teenage life"

wtf? 102%? I screwed up my entire teenage life plus 2 percent... WOW

I tag monkey, maiku, sonic, and babydragon if they read this journal.