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My Ultimatium

Wed Sep 23, 2009, 12:59 AM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Bakemonogatari Ep 10 Op
  • Reading: Magi
  • Watching: Bakemonogatari
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Smoked Almonds
  • Drinking: Brandy
I am going to die early...

No, seriously...

First of all, I drink (source of liver failure and much harm to your liver), and to mention, I drink, ALOT (아놔, 그것도 소주 폭탄주가 아니라 양주, vodka, brandy, whiskey, rum). And second, I smoke, along with I smoke cigars and even hookah (this is major cause I was born with weak lungs, this is crucial lol, smoking hookah and drinking brandy as I write this). Seriously, I will either die with lung cancer, jaw canver, or liver failure hahahaha.

Some people ask 'why do you smoke?' or 'why do you drink?'

Well, I say, it's same as why people have sex. It feels good, and relieves stress. it feels good. It's the way I relieve stress. Life isn't really all fun and games. People need way to relieve stress, and unfortunately, my method is through drinking and smoking (although I didn't touch drugs yet, but this is arbitrary as I have a glass of marijuana stored airtight in my room. But hey, it keeps me going. It lets me take out my stress. Oh well. Here is to early death, CHEERS *laughs like a maniac*

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